Next time, we better end up in Germany. Paris is nice and all, but I'm tired of being shoved into situations where I'm apparently supposed to make nice with strangers. I bet in Germany we'd end up with much better housing.

You're all freaks, even when "human." Merry Christmas.

( [private] )

Halloween was boring. Maybe we'll get the trauma for Thanksgiving. Giant turkeys, disease, dead family members, whatever.

[A pause.]Christmas isn't that far off, is it? About a month and a half away... at least this place ups the aesthetics for that one nicely. Usually, anyway ( Read more... )

I'm already tired of this season. A ton of leaves is worse than a ton of snow. Speaking of which, we'll probably drown in that this year.

[A bored yawn. Manners? Nope.]

One upside to not getting any taller here is that I only have to replace my clothes and shoes when I get tired of them. I haven't needed to buy new clothes in almost four years. ( Read more... )

Wow, some of you people really need to chill out. I understand some of you probably have hero complexes from being goody-goodies in your own world, but the number of people butting into conversations and trying to be "righteous" is getting annoying. [Yeah Maya, she's annoyed at you.]Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to ( Read more... )

[Walk into Asuka's room, and you'll be on a beach. The sand is white, and the "ocean" is red, and there's no one there. It's dead quiet, save for the waves. It's oddly calm if you know Asuka at all. There are the remains of buildings sprinkled about, broken and mostly-submerged. The tallest things, the only things obstructing the stars, are those ( Read more... )

( [Zelman] )

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You know what this place needs, aside from an education system and an army of therapists?

Sports.

In the real world, people live vicariously through crap like wrestling. Sure, it's rigged, but even I can appreciate the stupid need some people have for theatrics. It's all pretty much based on giving idiots a predictable situation where the "good ( Read more... )

Well.

Sucks for you guys, doesn't it? Seems like places outside of the castle were more fortunate, but I figure if you haven't learned to not live there already, this isn't going to change much.